The Skulls

While I'm still waiting for my exotic sportscar, political and business connections, access to all the hot chicks I could ever want, and a life free from the consequences of my actions, I assure you that I am in fact a member of an elite fraternity that includes many of the most powerful men and women in the world. I even have a certificate to prove it.

Apparently they're cutting back on the wrist branding and accompanying Rolex watches this year.