Completely Discombobulated

I was just checking my email and my eyes were drawn to the banner ad running along the side of my computer screen. I'm sure you've all seen similar ads, proclaiming to have the answer to all of your love problems. Thanks to Amy and Bracken, I am certainly not going to question the efficacy of online dating services, but I'm just not sure what on earth this particular advertisement is trying to sell. Huh? What? No-bra crotch-apple? I guess I've just been looking for love in all the wrong places.
Please share your thoughts with me.