Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Here's to friends!

In response to Bracken's complaint that I never update my blog, I'm going to put forth a little more effort into this whole blog phenomenon. I will probably also address many of the postings directly to him, since he and Vanessa are pretty much the only ones who ever look at this. And yet, even as I write this I'm addressing it to a larger audience than just the two of them. I guess it's for posterity. . . theirs, not mine. Someday long after my death they will show their kids about this little fad called the "internet" and tell them about a thing called "blogs" and then regale them with stories about how their old friend Greg was the funniest, handsomest, and snappiest dressing cat in all of the cyber world. And then their children will laugh and laugh and laugh about this made-up world of "blogs" and "interconnected computers" and handsome friends.

And then their children will stuff cotton candy into their ears to drown out the deafening noise of the monster trucks . . .


Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Totally Bichin'


I didn't have a giant flashing neon sign to announce to the world that I'm totally bad-ass. So instead I grew a handle-bar mustache. Don't even try to tell me you aren't afraid right now.