It's Science!

I won't even pretend that these are my original thoughts, but I liked them enough that I thought they deserved to be posted here in perpetuity . . . or at least for a couple weeks.
So CBS has this show on now called "How I Met Your Mother" with Neil Patrick Harris--most of us still know him only as Doogie Howser. Anyway, his character from the show has a blog on CBS site that proposes that women and fish are alike in 24 important ways. Those 24 common characteristics are as follows:

1. Both attracted to shiny objects
2. More fun to catch while drinking
3. Neither travel well
4. There's others in the sea and/or bar
5. Three words: catch and release
6. Both travel in protective groups
7. Small bladders
8. The deeper you go the scarier they get
9. Their weight largely determines their value
10. [I don't know on this one, something about crabs]
11. They get all ornery if you try to grab their tail
12. Bears will eat either of them
13. Sometimes I like'em wild, sometimes I like'em farm-raised
14. You must document great catches, otherwise no one will believe you--video preferred
15. Easier to reel in if you let them tire themselves out first
16. Seen the movie Splash--case closed
17. Cold blooded
18. Neither can operate a vehicle
19. They both eat things
20. The harder they shake their tale, the farther they'll go in life
21. Scales are important to both of them
22. They never have to buy drinks
23. Ummm. . . eggs? Duh
24. Can hook either with a great line